This story came to me from a United Airlines pilot on my tour. I get people from all over and all walks of life. No one from Congress yet. I'd have a field day in stupidity but that's for another blog. Anyway...he said he was "a little anal". Not a bad thing in an airline pilot. United puts its entire crew up at the same hotel in Wichita Kansas because they get a better rate that way. The hotel was so haunted some of the crew used to sleep in the lobby and some stayed at other hotels and tried to get reimbursed by the airline (and failed). Every night he had the habit of laying out his uniform on the adjacent bed (anal) exactly as he was going to wear it the next day. He got up one morning, coffee, shower and came out, no uniform. He looked in his suit case, the closet, exhausted every plausible place it could be and started to panic. He started looking in the least plausible places, in the hallway, back in the plausible places again and finally under the "adjacent bed". There it was, perfectly laid out exactly the way he had laid it out the night before, but under the bed. United has since changed hotels.